I’ve killed my entire buffer of comic strips. C’=
I’m going to need some time to get back on track, because right now I’m working too much. (And I ordered an xbox.)
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"You know how you said you’d make me feel like the most satisfied woman on the planet?"
"What were you thinking…?"
"… Giving is better than recieving?"
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"You melt me like hot fudge on a sundae…"
"… You should probably see a doctor about that."
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An army marches on its stomach.
"Are we there yet?"
"Silence, soldier! ONWARDS!"
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"So you see, God helps those who help themselves. … Yes, Bobby?"
"What is the point of God then?"
"What did you expect him to say? ‘Yes, you have a point’?"
"Rather than calling my mother, yes. Aren’t priests supposed to be understanding?"
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"Baby, I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away!"
"Oh, I don’t, but I have a better cure!"
"Go stand in that corner for the rest of the night!"
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"Are your parents retarded? Because you sure are special."
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A dog is man’s best friend.
"She’s making me sleep on the couch again… Just because I wore her panties as a hat… You’re the only one I can talk to…"
"Wow, that’s REAL helpful."
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"Less is more!"
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"What’s the matter, Rose?"
"I dropped my milk carton…"
"Hey, no use crying over spilt milk! Save it for something better! Watch and learn!"
"WAAAAH I DROPPED MY ICE CREAM!!!"
"D…don’t cry, I’ll buy you a new one!"
A/N: Sorry, missed updating yesterday because of work.
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